Cedric gave himself the moniker “the entertainer” to make sure people would realize what was being done to them.

Cedric was voted “most popular” and “most humorous” by his high school classmates and he hasn’t been voted anything since. Not surprising since he only graduated just last year.

In 1994, Cedric received Richard Pryor’s Comic of the Year award, which, of course, he had to give back to Richard Pryor. Rich had been looking everywhere for it and couldn’t believe they had given it away to such a quote “incredibly fat loser.”

It’d be real easy for me to get up here and just do a lot of fat jokes. So I’m going to do a lot of fat jokes.

When Cedric sits around the house, they have to call in Jerry Springer.

Cedric’s so fat that when he gets in an up elevator, he has to add two floors to compensate for gravity.

Wayans Brothers

This season, Wayans. Next season, Way-outs.

It took the Wayans a while to find a producer that would agree to do the show. Luckily for them they managed to hook up with “Next to Last Productions.” ’Last’ was another company called “Homeless Guy in the Alley Productions.”

The Wayans brothers are just like the Marx brothers of course minus Harpo and Chico and minus the ability to get laughs.

Damon got into so much trouble with women he had a restraining order put on him by the entire state of Rhode Island. Not a big deal, he says. Small state.

The Wayans get into so much trouble with women they were given an honorary award by the Kennedy’s.

Shawn was thinking about changing his first name to help further his career. He was going to change it to Keenan.

Holly Robinson-Peete

It’s only natural Holly would choose to marry a quarterback, since she’s so used to being a wide receiver. Fullback! I meant fullback.

It’s not that Holly wears the pants that’s the problem. It’s that she wears the camo pants and the matching Kevlar vest with the underarm uzi holster.

Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey recently became the national spokesperson for Denny’s — which helps insure that they’ll actually give him a table when he eats there.

Steve Harvey — look at his teeth. Can we talk about that for a minute?

Where Seinfeld has shoes, Steve Harvey has suits. Where Seinfeld has talent, Steve Harvey has suits.

Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx is so ugly, Picasso was trying to paint him true-to-life.

Jamie Foxx is not an attractive man. They made him add the extra X to his last name for legal reasons.

Jamie Foxx’s new show is about an aspiring entertainer who mooches off his family while trying desperately to break into showbusiness. Typecasting. On the show, Jamie Foxx, also an aspiring entertainer, has the pleasure of working, I won’t say the pleasure of acting, but the pleasure of working alongside the actually-funny-and-talented Garrett Morris.

The WB swears the whole thing was a clerical error. They say they never heard of Jamie Foxx and had meant to give the show to Courtney Cox.